{"product_id":"lets-start-a-cult-air-freshener","title":"Let's Start a Cult Air Freshener","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"color: #FF0000;\"\u003eLet's Start a Cult Air Freshener: Retro Mascot Parody Vanilla Car Charm\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eLet's Start a Cult Air Freshener\u003c\/strong\u003e from The Original Underground is an approximately 3\" x 3.5\" die-cut hanging vanilla-scented paper cardstock air freshener featuring a retro cartoon red pitcher mascot with a raised fist above bold vintage lettering reading \"LETS START A CULT\", designed for car rearview mirrors, wardrobe closets, gym lockers, bedrooms, and home workspaces. Oh Yeah! Let's start a cult! Blending nostalgic Saturday morning commercial mascots with unapologetic dark satire, this irreverent car charm brings explosive comedic energy to your daily commute while knocking out stale vehicle cabin odors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis double-sided hanging air freshener comes packaged in a heat-sealed poly bag to lock in that refreshing sweet vanilla fragrance until ready for use. Crafted from absorbent high-density cardstock and fitted with an elastic hanging cord, it easily loops over any rearview mirror without obstructing driver visibility. It makes an exceptional gift for sarcastic commuters and meme lovers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #FF0000;\"\u003eRetro Mascot Parody Novelty Air Freshener Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approximately 3\" x 3.5\" (Custom die-cut silhouette)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eScent:\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic Sweet Vanilla\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Heavyweight, absorbent high-density scented cotton cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e Double-sided full-color illustration of red pitcher mascot with \"LETS START A CULT\" bubble typography\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAttachment:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pre-strung elastic hanging cord for effortless rearview mirror installation\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e Heat-sealed poly barrier bag locking in fresh fragrance until opened\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Original Underground","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44338544410687,"sku":"LETSSTARTACULTAIRFRESHENER082125","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0689\/0317\/4207\/files\/Lets-Start-a-Cult_Air-Freshener_3x3-5_Mock.jpg?v=1793309187","url":"https:\/\/frankandbunny.com\/products\/lets-start-a-cult-air-freshener","provider":"Frank and Bunny","version":"1.0","type":"link"}