{"product_id":"get-hooked-on-satan-air-freshener","title":"Get Hooked On Satan Air Freshener","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"color: #FF0000;\"\u003eGet Hooked On Satan Air Freshener: Retro Baphomet Vanilla Car Charm\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eGet Hooked On Satan Air Freshener\u003c\/strong\u003e from The Original Underground is an approximately 3\" x 4\" die-cut hanging vanilla-scented paper cardstock air freshener featuring a retro illustration of a young boy fishing off a pier alongside the horned goat deity Baphomet with bold typography reading \"GET HOOKED ON SATAN!\", designed for car rearview mirrors, wardrobe closets, gym lockers, bedrooms, and home workspaces. Sometimes fishing can be hell! Get hooked on the holy Baphomet to show you how it's done. Parodying vintage storybooks with subversive occult humor, this tongue-in-cheek accessory adds cheeky charm to your daily commute.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis double-sided hanging air freshener comes packaged in a heat-sealed poly bag to lock in refreshing vanilla fragrance until ready for use. Crafted from absorbent high-density cardstock and fitted with an elastic hanging cord, it easily loops over any rearview mirror without obstructing driver visibility. It makes an exceptional gift for alternative souls.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #FF0000;\"\u003eRetro Occult Baphomet Air Freshener Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approximately 3\" x 4\" (Rectangular die-cut)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eScent:\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic Sweet Vanilla\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Heavyweight, absorbent high-density scented cotton cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e Double-sided full-color vintage storybook parody illustration\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAttachment:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pre-strung elastic hanging cord for quick rearview mirror installation\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e Heat-sealed poly barrier bag locking in fresh fragrance until opened\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Original Underground","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44338537267263,"sku":"GETHOOKEDAIRFRESH032824","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0689\/0317\/4207\/files\/Get-Hooked-on-Satan_Air-Freshener_3x4_Mock.jpg?v=1793309110","url":"https:\/\/frankandbunny.com\/products\/get-hooked-on-satan-air-freshener","provider":"Frank and Bunny","version":"1.0","type":"link"}